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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BUZZING]
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Frankie, where are you?
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Welcome to the chop shop, cugine.
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You can't kill me twice, Sally boy.
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I'm already fucking dead, remember?
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I'm the boss, Michael.
What you had belongs to me.
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Even the girl I loved?
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What's mine is mine.
What's yours is mine.
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[GRUNTS]
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Well
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this is mine too, Sally.
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Now you can have it.
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-Vaffancul'.
-[SCREAMS]
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Fuck Ben Kingsley.
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Danny Baldwin took him
to fucking acting school.
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Very well directed, Morgan.
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I think there's potentially more money
in this than in the porn we've done.
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So, what do we think? We
need the extra scene or not?
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I like it the way it is.
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I don't know, Chrissy, these
audiences today love blood.
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I tend to agree with Carlo.
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I'm thinking one more sexy kill.
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When Michael follows
Centrella to the strip club
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what if he chop up one of the women?
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Who, as fate would have it
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was, at one time, Sally Boy's mistress.
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Two extra shoot days, at a minimum.
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Kid, if it buys us a
bullshit theatrical release…
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[CELL PHONE BUZZING]
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I'd have to get more money from Tony.
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I want this fucking thing out there.
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-Yeah, T, what's up?
-You talk to the guy with the mattresses?
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I'm in editing. We just
saw the cut of Cleaver.
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-And?
-Awesome as is.
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The lawyer called though. We
might have to change the title.
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The Eldridge Cleaver
estate, they want an injunction.
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Listen, if you wanna see some of it,
we're finishing the ADR after lunch.
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-What's that again?
-Sound dubbing.
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Just call this dispatcher,
huh? It's a holiday weekend.
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Thousands of people
will be out at the beach.
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I'm on it.
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-He coming down?
-Please.
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He don't give two shits about production.
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It's a little boring, I gotta say.
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I mean, that was surprising to me.
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Mr. Sacrimoni, how are you today?
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Isn't that for you to tell me?
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I wish I had better news.
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Based on the latest pictures
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the cancer has continued
to metastasize from the lungs.
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We now show masses in
the mediastinal lymph nodes
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both kidneys and the brain.
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The headaches.
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So
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The lobectomy, radiation
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the goddamn chemo
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what was all that? [COUGHS] For kicks?
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Those were our options at the time.
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-Now what are our options?
-Limited to the extent
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that I wouldn't recommend any.
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We're looking at stage four
small-cell carcinoma of the lungs.
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-And there's no stage five.
-That's correct.
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How long?
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Difficult to say.
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-I have seen miracles over the years.
-Forget the miracles.
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Three months.
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Give or take.
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Thank you for your candor. We
have a plane back to Springfield.
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How you doing, John?
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It's funny.
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Ironic. Whichever.
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I got here
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I quit smoking after 38 years.
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Exercised, ate right.
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And for what?
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Even still… it was the right move.
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[GATE BUZZING OPEN]
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FEMALE TV ANCHOR: One hundred degrees
again for the afternoon high temperature
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in Springfield. We see
some shadows on the ground…
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INMATE: Hey, yo, fuck you.
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Oh, there she is, my girl.
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-How are you, sweetie?
-All right.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Hi, honey.
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Sit down.
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What did Rosen say?
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-How's the hotel? You all settled in?
-It's fine.
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How are you, angel? You look beautiful.
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-I'm good. Eric sends his love.
-That's nice.
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John, what about Rosen?
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I don't know. I…
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I don't know, sweetie, I'm…
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-I'm very, very sick.
-Oh, my God.
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[CRYING]
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All right, don't cry.
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Don't cry. You don't have to make
it any harder than it is, all right?
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No physical contact, please.
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-I love you, John.
-I love you too, sweetie.
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-Daddy.
-I know. I know.
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Ladies, no contact.
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All right.
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You come back, you see me again tomorrow.
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We'll have more time, huh?
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Could I bum one of those?
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It's casual though, right?
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Well, it's your cousin's movie
premiere. We should dress accordingly.
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It's what they call a
cast and crew screening.
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It's in the city, Tony.
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With an after party at some rooftop
bar in the Meatpacking District.
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That place is very chic now.
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Meatpackers? I'm a happily married man.
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I'm telling you, it's not dress-up.
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Speaking of dress-up, Christopher told me
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Kelli is having her wedding
dress made into an outfit,
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-for the baby to be christened in.
-Oh, sweet.
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[BURPS]
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You all right?
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-You taking a date to the screening?
-If I can meet a normal guy, maybe.
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I heard that.
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What, Finn wasn't normal?
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I don't intend to discuss Finn.
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What about that guy in your MCAT review?
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Oh, please, he's completely
fixated on his O-chem final.
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He wants to be a doctor.
Tell him it's educational.
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There's body parts all over this movie.
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Hey, screw the movie. I
just wanna hang with celebs.
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Why? You think you're gonna
get to sleep with Paris Hilton?
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What? No.
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Stop fidgeting and eat your noodles.
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-I don't want this.
-Where are you going?
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The bathroom. Jesus.
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MEOW
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You two have a fight?
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I don't know.
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Keep an eye on his temp, and
we'll finish out the week on the Ceftin.
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You rest now. I'll see
you in the morning.
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-He should be on heparin.
-Excuse me?
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Listen to him. Check his ABG.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
again to not interfere, Warren.
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I'm gonna change your sheets.
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So, what are you, the
world's smartest orderly?
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These days I am.
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Twenty-two years a practicing oncologist
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specializing in cancers of the liver.
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Roll to your right, please.
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Let me spare us the awkwardness.
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I killed my wife.
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Not that it's any justification
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I had reason to suspect she was
cheating on me with her chiropractor.
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-Jesus.
-Granted
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I was abusing cocaine
at the time, and alcohol,
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but I came home one day
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shot her four times. Twice in the head.
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I killed her aunt too.
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I didn't know she was
there. Roll over, please.
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And the mailman.
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At that point, I had to fully commit.
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Why are you here, exactly?
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I've been accused of being part of a
certain Italian-American subculture.
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[LAUGHS] Hey, I know who you are.
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I meant what's wrong with you?
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-Lungs.
-I been wanting to meet you, actually.
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I saw you on Bill Kurtis.
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-Warren Feldman.
-John Sacrimoni.
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Good to know you.
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-I take it you've done chemo, huh?
-Twice.
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Mind if I take a look at your chart?
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What about Gunga Din?
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Gupte? Fuck him.
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Oh, you're seeing Rosen.
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They let me fly to Cleveland, my expense.
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-You know him?
-I saw him speak once
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at an ASCO conference in Georgia.
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-Good man.
-But?
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Actually, very few people know
this, but he really can't walk on water.
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What was his prognosis?
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Three months.
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-With the treatment you've had?
-What do you mean?
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You got a window of one to three years.
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What about the metastasis?
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Two rounds of Paraplatin,
docetaxel and Platinol
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concurrent with radiation?
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Come on, any cancer inside
you has slowed to a crawl.
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Why is he so fucking negative?
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We tell the patient three months,
he lives a year, who looks like a hero?
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I'll see you around, John.
You take it easy. Hang in there.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Tony, morning.
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You got a sec?
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As I told you, my partner and I are
with the Joint Terror Task Force now.
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You're around Port Newark often enough.
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We're concerned about what might
come through there from the Middle East.
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Yeah, and…?
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Let's talk terror funding.
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Most of it comes about
through illegal enterprise.
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Our pitch is this, and it's the same
we gave Christopher Moltisanti.
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Maybe he never mentioned it.
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If you or any of your people ever
heard of anything going down
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Middle Easterners, Pakistanis
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you'd be helping us
a lot if you let us know.
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I think there's a word for that.
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Your daughter takes
premed classes in New York.
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She use the tunnels?
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Just something to keep in mind.
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That's the last time I'm
going down for the paper.
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You tell that fucking
Polack to get here early,
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and bring up the paper with her,
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or she can go clean
somebody else's fucking toilets.
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What happened?
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It's too dangerous. Has been for years.
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May I have your attention,
please? May I have your attention?
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Welcome to the premiere of Cleaver
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the story of a young
man who goes to pieces
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then manages to find himself again.
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[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]
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In all seriousness, however
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I'd like to say a few words.
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Much like a child, a
film has many parents.
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That is to say, many individuals
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who act like parents,
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or that by aversion
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the film is their baby.
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I, as an executive producer
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am one of those individuals.
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Two more examples
are here with me tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my
co-EP, Christopher Moltisanti,
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and our director, Morgan Yam.
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Yeah. Hey.
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I know you're all
psyched to see the movie,
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so I'm not gonna give a big speech here.
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I just wanna give a shout-out
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to the man who, without him
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this whole thing would
be impossible. Where is he?
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Anthony Soprano, everybody.
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-Hey!
-All right, Ton.
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Once he came onboard,
the whole thing fell together.
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And all the other investors too.
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Plus my wife, Kelli, and our
new baby. I love you guys.
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Okay, then. Cell phones off,
and hope you like the movie.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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You don't know what? He's a fucking rat!
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-But we can't really prove it.
-You're gonna argue with me?
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No, it's just, I mean, he's
practically like your own son.
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Sorry, Sally, I think you
ought to give him a pass.
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I didn't ask you what you fucking think.
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Motherfucking son of a…
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-That's you.
-No.
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-No, it is.
-You find where this pezzanovante is,
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and you bring him to the butcher shop.
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They're gonna find pieces of
this kid all over fucking Canarsie.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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-Yeah.
-I'm sure he's fine, sweetie.
253
00:18:05,754 --> 00:18:09,132
-You gotta relax.
-But for Michael to have not called…
254
00:18:09,299 --> 00:18:11,009
The wedding's in two days.
255
00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,636
Who, the Guatemalan?
256
00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,222
What time is he gonna be there?
257
00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:18,638
I hate to say this, but the truth
is he ain't good enough for you.
258
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:20,268
I mean, he's a good kid.
259
00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:22,771
What you need is a man.
260
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:27,025
Tell him to put it in the trunk.
261
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,892
You know how long I
been waiting to do that?
262
00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:50,508
[DOMINIQUE MOANING]
263
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Dad, that was neat at the end,
the creepy figurine and the crucifix.
264
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:03,312
I'm glad you caught that,
Alexandra. Very observant.
265
00:19:03,479 --> 00:19:05,231
The sacred and the propane.
266
00:19:05,648 --> 00:19:08,568
There's a ton of people
wearing T-shirts here. I told you.
267
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:12,029
Is it so horrible you look nice?
268
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:15,408
I'm starving. I need to
eat something already.
269
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:17,952
I asked if you wanted popcorn.
270
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:22,206
-You want me to make you a plate?
-Yeah.
271
00:19:29,755 --> 00:19:31,674
-What?
-What? I'll give you what.
272
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:32,842
Come here.
273
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:35,136
The fucking boss down in the cellar.
274
00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:37,972
White bathrobe. Where'd you get that?
275
00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:40,433
I don't know. Artistic choice.
276
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:43,728
Seriously though, I'm very proud.
277
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,271
Whatever else happens, you
made a movie, Christopher.
278
00:19:46,355 --> 00:19:48,357
Nobody can take that away.
279
00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:50,484
Hundred years from
now, we're dead and gone
280
00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,444
people will be watching
this fucking thing.
281
00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:54,614
You know how much Imperia vodka I scored
282
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,449
just from this party alone?
283
00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:59,994
I had a couple of cases
put down in your car too.
284
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,710
Look at this. The family of early man.
285
00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:15,092
And… Great, thank you.
286
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:17,887
Hey, Danny. Danny, come here.
287
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:19,204
Take a picture with us.
288
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,098
-Hey, boys. How are you?
-Phil Leotardo.
289
00:20:21,182 --> 00:20:24,101
Larry and I hung out at the
set. I don't know if you know this,
290
00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,635
but the actors, they don't
make up what they say.
291
00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:28,630
It's true. Even De
Niro, the girl told me.
292
00:20:28,714 --> 00:20:29,547
The script girl.
293
00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,858
-Lorenzo Barese.
-Hey, how you doing, my friend?
294
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:35,279
-You getting enough to eat?
-Bryan Rawley, US Marshal's Service.
295
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,823
Terms of your bail confine
you to your home, sir.
296
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:40,451
-Say hello to Danny?
-Yeah.
297
00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:43,120
-Larry!
-Call the fucking lawyer!
298
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:44,955
-Larry!
-Excuse us, excuse us.
299
00:20:45,373 --> 00:20:48,793
-Excuse us, excuse us.
-Leave him alone, you bastards!
300
00:20:50,419 --> 00:20:52,922
Jesus Christ.
301
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:56,926
There's Danny's manager.
I better go talk to him.
302
00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:02,932
There he is.
303
00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:10,106
-So how was Florida?
-Hot and sticky, like my balls.
304
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:13,943
I spoke to Ginny. She's a wreck.
305
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:17,780
John's in the cancer ward. She's
down the road in some fucking motel.
306
00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:21,784
Poor prick. Prison's not bad
enough, fucking lung cancer to boot.
307
00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:24,829
Tell me about it. Quintuple bypass
308
00:21:24,995 --> 00:21:28,749
then the infection, seven
months of physical therapy.
309
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:31,669
I'm just now starting to
get back to myself again.
310
00:21:31,836 --> 00:21:33,796
Sausage, cioppino, anything spicy
311
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:36,465
put me back in the
emergency room I'm not careful.
312
00:21:36,632 --> 00:21:38,050
[SIGHS]
313
00:21:38,134 --> 00:21:40,886
But all in all, we're lucky fucks.
314
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:42,805
I tell myself that every day.
315
00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,686
So now you're back, how about
you straighten that family out?
316
00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,105
Not for me, Anthony.
317
00:21:51,272 --> 00:21:54,692
Obviously, health-wise, being
a boss is a young man's game.
318
00:21:54,859 --> 00:21:57,059
Between the joint fitters
and the carpenters
319
00:21:57,153 --> 00:22:00,072
those envelopes are light
over 10 percent each week.
320
00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,616
I feel it too.
321
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,210
Well, word on the street is
Gerry's the favorite to take over.
322
00:22:07,997 --> 00:22:10,666
He's my protégé. I
don't stand in his way.
323
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,543
Oh, there's a ringing endorsement.
324
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,129
-Hey, Tony. How are you?
-Doc. Doc. Good.
325
00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:17,297
-You know Danny?
-How you doing, Mr. Soprano?
326
00:22:17,381 --> 00:22:20,509
Got a ticket on the Jersey
Turnpike. Broken windshield wiper.
327
00:22:20,676 --> 00:22:23,136
-I said he should talk to you.
-I'll take care of it.
328
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,389
-That's not necessary.
-Let's take a picture here.
329
00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,725
All right, chill out, Doc.
330
00:22:30,728 --> 00:22:33,105
If you're Phil Leotardo,
you cannot be happy
331
00:22:33,272 --> 00:22:36,025
with the state of affairs,
despite appearances.
332
00:22:36,192 --> 00:22:39,111
We're joined now via satellite
from Bainbridge Island, Washington
333
00:22:39,195 --> 00:22:41,363
by Jerry's fellow mob expert Manny Safier
334
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:44,784
the author of the new book
The Wise Guide to Wiseguys.
335
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,600
Manny, welcome to the
program. How goes the book tour?
336
00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:49,705
Thank you, Geraldo. Excellent.
337
00:22:49,872 --> 00:22:52,374
-Jerry, how are you?
-Manny.
338
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:56,044
So we're discussing the apparent mob
power vacuum here in New York City.
339
00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:59,632
Are you shocked that there's still
no successor to John Sacrimoni?
340
00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:02,009
Not really. I mean
341
00:23:02,176 --> 00:23:04,970
the last 10, 12 years, that's
been a dysfunctional family.
342
00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:08,390
And as Jerry said earlier, there
are several viable candidates.
343
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:09,808
Well, viable, I don't know.
344
00:23:09,892 --> 00:23:13,062
You had Phil Leotardo as
the logical successor, but…
345
00:23:13,229 --> 00:23:15,564
You also have Gerardo "Gerry" Torciano
346
00:23:15,731 --> 00:23:19,401
also Faustino "Doc" Santoro,
who I believe is the frontrunner.
347
00:23:20,903 --> 00:23:22,738
-Then…
-Surprised you haven't mentioned
348
00:23:22,822 --> 00:23:26,116
-Carmine Lupertazzi, Jr.
-I was about to before you interrupted.
349
00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:29,036
In fact, if you take a look
at my book, in chapter 14…
350
00:23:29,203 --> 00:23:32,706
This Santoro thing,
I called it a year ago.
351
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,418
Hey.
352
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,089
Thank you for coming, Anthony.
353
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:42,925
I know it's a long trip.
354
00:23:43,092 --> 00:23:45,594
What, and miss a chance to see Missouri?
355
00:23:57,439 --> 00:23:59,108
So how's Ginny today?
356
00:23:59,483 --> 00:24:02,235
She went with Allegra to buy
some stuff for the kitchenette.
357
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,280
Good, clear her mind.
358
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:08,784
Reason I asked you here today,
she's a bright kid, your sister,
359
00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,119
but business…
360
00:24:12,163 --> 00:24:15,959
My life insurance, I wanna
put her on a monthly stipend.
361
00:24:16,751 --> 00:24:18,795
Probably a good idea.
362
00:24:18,962 --> 00:24:21,464
Not all the doctors agree,
363
00:24:22,299 --> 00:24:27,178
but if I do only have a few months,
I wanna take care of all this now.
364
00:24:27,345 --> 00:24:30,223
Wait a second. Which
doctor doesn't agree?
365
00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,475
Feldman, the guy I told you about.
366
00:24:32,809 --> 00:24:35,228
-The wife murderer?
-He's still a doctor, Anthony.
367
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:38,481
He was a highly-respected oncologist.
368
00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:41,651
-I know, but, John…
-He reviewed my case.
369
00:24:41,985 --> 00:24:44,446
He says I could hang on for years.
370
00:24:48,408 --> 00:24:51,202
You're right. He still has the knowledge.
371
00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:54,414
I mean, O.J.'s no less
of a running back, right?
372
00:24:58,585 --> 00:25:00,754
Let me ask you something, Anthony.
373
00:25:04,215 --> 00:25:05,634
How will I be remembered?
374
00:25:08,261 --> 00:25:10,430
A wonderful husband.
375
00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:11,848
A loving father.
376
00:25:12,015 --> 00:25:15,936
-On the street though, I mean.
-From what I know, you were well-liked.
377
00:25:16,102 --> 00:25:18,897
Respected across the board,
despite the allocution even.
378
00:25:19,272 --> 00:25:21,441
God knows guys have actually named names,
379
00:25:21,608 --> 00:25:25,362
for a hell of a lot less than what
you were looking at. The only nega…
380
00:25:30,283 --> 00:25:31,409
What?
381
00:25:33,078 --> 00:25:35,872
Well, when Carmine died and you took over
382
00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:38,041
people felt you changed
383
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:41,544
became a little trigger-happy, maybe?
384
00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:42,754
A hothead.
385
00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:52,222
God forbid any of them would
find themselves in that position.
386
00:25:53,181 --> 00:25:56,309
It's a thankless job.
387
00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:17,789
-What are you, hung-over?
-What? I had two glasses of wine.
388
00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:20,083
Why are you so pissy?
389
00:26:21,376 --> 00:26:24,462
-The portrayal of that guy in the movie.
-What guy?
390
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,798
-The boss, Tony.
-What about him?
391
00:26:27,966 --> 00:26:31,594
-It was based on you.
-Yeah, I know, you said, the yelling.
392
00:26:31,761 --> 00:26:34,961
-No, it wasn't just the yelling.
-Imitation's a form of flattery.
393
00:26:35,098 --> 00:26:37,934
-You think that was flattering?
-It was okay.
394
00:26:38,101 --> 00:26:41,479
-He's a tough prick, that Baldwin.
-What about the girlfriend?
395
00:26:41,646 --> 00:26:43,440
-What girlfriend?
-The cleaver guy.
396
00:26:43,606 --> 00:26:47,610
The lead character. His
entire motive for revenge.
397
00:26:47,777 --> 00:26:49,362
I don't know. You lost me, Carm.
398
00:26:49,446 --> 00:26:53,116
Sally Boy, the boss, he
fucked the guy's fiancée.
399
00:26:56,453 --> 00:26:58,329
The thing with Adriana?
400
00:26:58,788 --> 00:27:00,414
I told you it never fucking happened.
401
00:27:00,498 --> 00:27:02,748
Well, apparently, your
nephew feels otherwise.
402
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:06,045
Ro pointed it out to me. If she
saw it, that means other people did.
403
00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:10,300
-It's a movie. It's fictional.
-It's a revenge fantasy, Tony
404
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:13,928
which ends with the boss's
head split open by a meat cleaver.
405
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,937
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
406
00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:28,818
Oh, there he is. Good time last night?
407
00:27:28,985 --> 00:27:31,029
Yeah, it was all right. How about you?
408
00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:34,532
Well, Gab had fucking nightmares.
409
00:27:36,326 --> 00:27:39,120
-Club soda, hon.
-Sure.
410
00:27:40,038 --> 00:27:41,622
So, what did you think of the movie?
411
00:27:41,706 --> 00:27:44,792
You know, Chrissy's the last person
I would have confused with Marty,
412
00:27:44,876 --> 00:27:47,670
but I gotta say, it wasn't bad.
413
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:52,675
-Is he around?
-Chrissy? No.
414
00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:55,470
He don't come around
here no more, you know that.
415
00:27:59,766 --> 00:28:02,727
That Baldwin was pretty good, huh?
416
00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:10,610
He was a mean fuck. I'll give him that.
417
00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:14,405
And that girl that played
the fiancée, she was hot.
418
00:28:14,572 --> 00:28:16,866
You know, the one he was fucking.
419
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:29,671
It's weird how it works,
the creative process.
420
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:32,298
I'm watching that movie
Edward Scissorhands, when:
421
00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:33,883
All of a sudden, it hits me.
422
00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:37,559
What if instead of a pair of
scissors, it's a meat cleaver instead?
423
00:28:38,721 --> 00:28:40,771
A couple of years later, you got a movie.
424
00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:44,090
Originally, I thought a ball-peen
hammer, but a cleaver's better.
425
00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:49,732
I tell you, it's like I'm
living somebody else's life.
426
00:28:49,816 --> 00:28:53,736
You're just not comfortable with
success yet. I know. It's scary.
427
00:28:55,238 --> 00:28:57,157
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
428
00:28:57,323 --> 00:29:00,577
-Without chemicals either.
-[CUPS CLINK] Yeah.
429
00:29:03,163 --> 00:29:05,415
So Kelli, the baby.
430
00:29:05,748 --> 00:29:08,251
Good, fucking great.
431
00:29:08,418 --> 00:29:11,754
She's a doll. She cries a lot though.
432
00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:14,924
The baby, not Kelli.
433
00:29:16,176 --> 00:29:19,596
I hope you're taking the
time to reflect on all this.
434
00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:24,267
-Savor the good stuff.
-Yeah. No, I am.
435
00:29:30,273 --> 00:29:31,858
There's my other sober buddy.
436
00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,945
-Is that an FBI guy?
-Your tax dollars at work.
437
00:29:36,614 --> 00:29:40,534
-Does he follow you around all the time?
-They drop in and out. It's fun.
438
00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:47,124
Look, seriously, think where
you were just three months ago.
439
00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:50,377
You came into that meeting, you
were so fucked up you could barely talk.
440
00:29:50,461 --> 00:29:52,311
And that woman friend was even worse.
441
00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:56,842
I've been trying to do what
you said, hold back a little
442
00:29:57,134 --> 00:29:59,595
steer clear of old habits, same people.
443
00:29:59,762 --> 00:30:02,806
Must be hard though,
given your lifestyle.
444
00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:05,923
They already misinterpret I
don't wanna hang around so much.
445
00:30:06,018 --> 00:30:07,394
Fucking Paulie especially.
446
00:30:07,645 --> 00:30:10,648
Have you explained how
hard it is to be around alcohol?
447
00:30:10,814 --> 00:30:13,914
-How familiar surroundings set it off?
-They don't give a fuck.
448
00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:25,829
"But he's fucking my wife, Carmine.
I want him dead," Jimmy says.
449
00:30:26,497 --> 00:30:31,502
"He will be," he said, "but not
just right now. He earns too much."
450
00:30:31,669 --> 00:30:35,297
Eight years later, Jimmy
gets a call one day.
451
00:30:35,464 --> 00:30:39,134
"Remember that guy we were talking
about who was fucking your wife?
452
00:30:39,301 --> 00:30:40,678
He can go."
453
00:30:41,512 --> 00:30:44,098
The guy wasn't making him money no more.
454
00:30:44,265 --> 00:30:45,933
And that was Carmine Lupertazzi.
455
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:49,228
-Holy fucking shit.
-Yeah.
456
00:30:49,395 --> 00:30:51,730
There you are. We went…
457
00:30:51,897 --> 00:30:53,649
John, what the hell are you doing?
458
00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:56,694
-What?
-You're smoking.
459
00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:59,071
-So?
-Daddy, you're on oxygen.
460
00:31:00,698 --> 00:31:03,909
Hey, Warren, pardon me, I'm sorry.
461
00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:11,305
-Just calm down, all right?
-Calm down? I don't fucking believe you.
462
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:14,712
[SIGHS] What do I got to lose, Gin?
463
00:31:14,878 --> 00:31:17,172
-What's the difference?
-You told me Dr. Feldman
464
00:31:17,256 --> 00:31:19,550
-doesn't agree with the others.
-Yeah, well…
465
00:31:19,883 --> 00:31:22,719
-Miracles do happen, John.
-Not to this family they don't.
466
00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:24,221
You know, it's that kind of attitude
467
00:31:24,305 --> 00:31:26,681
that probably brought
this on in the first place.
468
00:31:26,765 --> 00:31:29,184
You gonna start with that again?
469
00:31:29,351 --> 00:31:32,771
What about all these
six-year-olds with leukemia?
470
00:31:32,938 --> 00:31:35,274
What's that from, all
their negative thinking?
471
00:31:35,482 --> 00:31:38,027
[COUGHING]
472
00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:57,463
All due respect, he's a great
guy, Doc, but boss material?
473
00:31:57,629 --> 00:32:00,090
The important thing is
we all work together
474
00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,008
whoever winds up in the driver's seat.
475
00:32:02,092 --> 00:32:04,136
Yeah, Phil, though, I'll never get it.
476
00:32:04,303 --> 00:32:06,930
The man was my mentor. It
was right there for the taking.
477
00:32:07,014 --> 00:32:08,974
His heart, Gerry. What was he gonna do?
478
00:32:09,141 --> 00:32:11,241
That's my point though,
what you just said.
479
00:32:11,477 --> 00:32:14,563
Johnny goes away, it's
Phil's turn in the driver's seat,
480
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:16,023
and his heart gives out.
481
00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:19,360
-Right.
-His heart.
482
00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:22,571
-I know. What?
-It's a metaphor.
483
00:32:22,738 --> 00:32:24,615
He lost his balls is what I'm saying.
484
00:32:24,865 --> 00:32:26,408
Just say it then.
485
00:32:26,575 --> 00:32:29,411
-Walt fucking Whitman over here.
-I'll tell you later, okay?
486
00:32:29,495 --> 00:32:32,289
-Ladies.
-Hey.
487
00:32:32,915 --> 00:32:34,291
-Am I right?
-How you doing?
488
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,408
Should we get some more wine?
489
00:32:36,668 --> 00:32:38,295
This fucking waiter on sabbatical?
490
00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:41,340
What's the name of that
Sangiovese we had at Quattro Gatti?
491
00:32:41,507 --> 00:32:43,175
The night your… [SOUND DROPS OUT]
492
00:32:48,931 --> 00:32:50,724
[SCREAMING]
493
00:32:55,604 --> 00:32:56,980
Come on.
494
00:33:03,654 --> 00:33:04,988
Let's go.
495
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:18,085
Yeah, give me five
dimes apiece on St. Louis
496
00:33:18,252 --> 00:33:19,503
Minnesota and Baltimore.
497
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,870
I would have invited you to play,
but we already had our fourth.
498
00:33:32,683 --> 00:33:34,226
You're not happy.
499
00:33:34,393 --> 00:33:36,562
Let's order.
500
00:33:37,938 --> 00:33:40,774
-What can I get you?
-Seared ahi, mixed greens,
501
00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:44,820
-and an iced tea, please.
-Philly cheesesteak.
502
00:33:45,529 --> 00:33:48,824
You know what? Give me an
Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea.
503
00:33:48,991 --> 00:33:51,618
I always enjoy those, but it
never occurs to me to order one.
504
00:33:51,702 --> 00:33:55,205
What the fuck, Carmine?
This family of yours.
505
00:33:55,372 --> 00:33:58,876
Fucking senile Doc Santoro uses
one of my guys as a diversion?
506
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:01,336
Sil could have got hurt.
507
00:34:01,670 --> 00:34:03,172
Doc showed a lack of respect.
508
00:34:08,135 --> 00:34:10,804
This fucking leadership, boy.
509
00:34:11,263 --> 00:34:14,057
Step up, Carmine. Get
your hands around this thing.
510
00:34:14,224 --> 00:34:16,143
You know you got the support.
511
00:34:20,564 --> 00:34:23,609
You never thought you'd
mutter those words, did you?
512
00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:25,903
What do you want me to say?
513
00:34:27,571 --> 00:34:31,492
I hear you, Tony, and I'm
flattered. But boss? I don't think so.
514
00:34:31,658 --> 00:34:34,453
Especially now that Doc
has cemented his position.
515
00:34:34,745 --> 00:34:38,332
Phil was bad enough in the top
spot, but him I could have lived with.
516
00:34:38,499 --> 00:34:40,167
Here you go.
517
00:34:44,588 --> 00:34:47,591
There was a time I was
obsessed with being in charge.
518
00:34:47,758 --> 00:34:49,635
-You remember?
-Right, so do it.
519
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:55,140
One night around then, I had this dream.
520
00:34:55,307 --> 00:34:58,352
It's my pop's 100th birthday, even
though he'd been dead for years.
521
00:34:58,436 --> 00:35:00,736
The whole family's there.
Grandkids, everybody.
522
00:35:00,855 --> 00:35:05,610
He's wearing one of these gold
paper crowns, like at Burger King.
523
00:35:05,777 --> 00:35:11,574
Anyway, I give him his present,
this mellifluous box, ribbons…
524
00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:13,618
He opens it up, then looks at me.
525
00:35:14,202 --> 00:35:17,121
This gaze of absolute disappointment.
526
00:35:18,414 --> 00:35:19,764
There's nothing in the box.
527
00:35:19,874 --> 00:35:23,795
So he hands it back to
me. "Go fill it up," he says.
528
00:35:23,962 --> 00:35:28,007
-"Come back when I'm 200."
-So go for it, Carmine.
529
00:35:28,174 --> 00:35:30,093
Fulfill that part of yourself.
530
00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:35,974
We have this ritual
at my house for years.
531
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:37,725
Our kids are in boarding school.
532
00:35:37,809 --> 00:35:41,563
Every night I come home from work,
I strip down, jump naked in the pool.
533
00:35:41,729 --> 00:35:45,608
Nicole brings me a Scotch and
water. We sit, relax a little, talk.
534
00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:48,653
I go up to bed, the air conditioning.
535
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:51,990
She brings me a light dinner on a tray.
536
00:35:52,156 --> 00:35:57,245
One night, during all that fighting
with John, I come home, I'm exhausted.
537
00:35:57,412 --> 00:36:00,039
So tired, so tense, I skip the pool.
538
00:36:00,206 --> 00:36:03,167
I go right upstairs, flop on the bed.
539
00:36:03,334 --> 00:36:06,296
Nicole comes up with a drink.
540
00:36:06,462 --> 00:36:10,174
She says, "Darling, I think
it's time you took a rest."
541
00:36:10,341 --> 00:36:12,426
I say, "I'm gonna. We're
gonna take a vacation."
542
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:14,512
She says, "That's not what I meant.
543
00:36:14,679 --> 00:36:21,394
I don't wanna be the wealthiest widow
on Long Island. I want you to quit now."
544
00:36:23,146 --> 00:36:25,398
I'm not ashamed to say
that she made me cry.
545
00:36:25,565 --> 00:36:27,317
That wonderful, loving woman.
546
00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:34,032
That dream with my father, the empty box
547
00:36:34,532 --> 00:36:37,285
it wasn't about being boss.
548
00:36:37,452 --> 00:36:39,245
It was about being happy.
549
00:36:48,546 --> 00:36:50,715
Warren, hi.
550
00:36:51,049 --> 00:36:53,760
Hi, hon. How's he doing?
551
00:36:53,926 --> 00:36:56,826
Listen, I've been meaning to
talk to you about the smoking.
552
00:36:56,929 --> 00:36:59,223
John shared with me how upset you were.
553
00:36:59,557 --> 00:37:03,102
Psychologically, when a
person's told they're dying
554
00:37:03,269 --> 00:37:05,146
it's the ultimate loss of control.
555
00:37:05,521 --> 00:37:09,901
-To hear him wheeze like that…
-I know. It doesn't make any sense.
556
00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:12,487
I do know he's a leader.
557
00:37:12,654 --> 00:37:19,327
I suspect his smoking, on some
level, is an attempt to die as he lived
558
00:37:19,494 --> 00:37:21,412
in total control.
559
00:37:21,579 --> 00:37:23,872
Years ago, I asked him
to stop for me and the kids.
560
00:37:23,956 --> 00:37:27,543
I lost 27 pounds. He
couldn't quit smoking?
561
00:37:31,381 --> 00:37:33,675
I gotta go.
562
00:37:39,222 --> 00:37:41,683
Goodbye, Caitlin. I'll
see you soon, muffin.
563
00:37:41,849 --> 00:37:44,268
Oh, my God. I love these little hands.
564
00:37:44,435 --> 00:37:46,187
Thanks so much for watching her.
565
00:37:46,354 --> 00:37:49,649
You'd think we're planning a
coronation instead of a christening.
566
00:37:49,816 --> 00:37:52,819
-We all set?
-You know what? I'd better pee.
567
00:37:52,985 --> 00:37:56,906
Oh, goody, I get to keep holding you.
568
00:38:02,453 --> 00:38:05,748
So how you doing? Tony said you
got an offer on the house you built.
569
00:38:05,832 --> 00:38:07,125
Two, actually, yes.
570
00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:09,460
Ivana Trump.
571
00:38:13,464 --> 00:38:16,634
You know, I gotta be honest. I am
very disappointed at what you did.
572
00:38:16,718 --> 00:38:18,718
-What are you talking about?
-Your movie.
573
00:38:18,803 --> 00:38:21,103
The boss sleeping with
the other guy's fiancée?
574
00:38:21,514 --> 00:38:22,557
What?
575
00:38:22,724 --> 00:38:24,674
Like that wasn't based on Tony and Ade?
576
00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:28,020
What? No. Carmela,
I didn't even write it.
577
00:38:28,396 --> 00:38:32,024
"Story by Christopher Moltisanti." Isn't
that what it said up there on the screen?
578
00:38:32,108 --> 00:38:34,860
Yeah, but that's just for the
Writers Guild health insurance.
579
00:38:34,944 --> 00:38:38,072
-Oh, really?
-Come on, you can't be serious.
580
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,491
She's an Oriental, for chrissake.
581
00:38:41,868 --> 00:38:46,414
-Have you heard from Ade lately?
-No. Why would I hear from her?
582
00:38:46,581 --> 00:38:50,168
-Would it be so surprising?
-She left me for some other guy.
583
00:38:50,334 --> 00:38:54,547
Is it any wonder? Her poor mother is
so upset, she's practically delusional.
584
00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,841
She's convinced herself that Ade is dead.
585
00:38:57,008 --> 00:38:59,010
Her mother's an alky. You know that.
586
00:38:59,177 --> 00:39:01,679
Yeah, regardless, Christopher.
587
00:39:02,263 --> 00:39:04,306
You're my cousin, and
I love you, Carmela,
588
00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:06,433
but I don't like what
you're inferring here
589
00:39:06,517 --> 00:39:09,771
either with the movie or
with how I treated Adriana.
590
00:39:10,146 --> 00:39:12,196
Kelli comes out, tell
her I went to smoke.
591
00:39:19,489 --> 00:39:21,866
There's my pal. How you doing?
592
00:39:22,575 --> 00:39:25,510
Billy Bathgate. They
had it in the library.
593
00:39:25,594 --> 00:39:26,788
I thought of you.
594
00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:31,250
I don't know if you
heard, but Gerry Torciano
595
00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:33,461
he was hit last week in Brooklyn.
596
00:39:33,628 --> 00:39:35,713
-Who?
-Gerry Torciano.
597
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,051
It was all over the news. They
whacked him in some restaurant.
598
00:39:42,261 --> 00:39:43,554
Did you know him?
599
00:39:44,889 --> 00:39:46,891
Yeah.
600
00:39:47,391 --> 00:39:50,436
I don't know. Good guy.
601
00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:53,898
It's hard to breathe.
602
00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:06,744
I'll talk to Gupte
603
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,790
see if I can get him to up the Beclovent.
604
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:14,502
I'm dying, aren't I?
605
00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:24,346
It's not good. I won't lie to you.
606
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,974
The aggressiveness surprises me.
607
00:40:30,894 --> 00:40:32,855
I gotta concur with Rosen.
608
00:40:41,154 --> 00:40:44,116
I appreciate everything
you've done, Warren.
609
00:40:47,828 --> 00:40:51,331
-[DOORBELL RINGING]
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
610
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:57,629
-Who is it?
-You don't answer your phone?
611
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,632
I shut the ringer. It's
the middle of the night.
612
00:41:00,716 --> 00:41:01,717
Honey, what's wrong?
613
00:41:02,217 --> 00:41:05,137
Nothing, sweetie, it's
fine. Go back to sleep.
614
00:41:05,304 --> 00:41:07,014
It ain't fine. We got a problem.
615
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:09,850
The whole sequence with
Sally Boy banging the fiancée
616
00:41:10,017 --> 00:41:12,561
you gotta tell Tony that was your idea.
617
00:41:12,728 --> 00:41:15,378
-It wasn't my idea.
-What are you, fucking stupid now?
618
00:41:15,522 --> 00:41:17,872
He probably thinks I
put it in to embarrass him.
619
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,443
-Why did you put it in there?
-It was an idea.
620
00:41:20,527 --> 00:41:22,946
I don't know. Who knows
where they fucking come from?
621
00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:26,241
Isaac Newton invented gravity because
some asshole hit him with an apple.
622
00:41:26,325 --> 00:41:28,785
It's bad enough that I don't
get credit for my own ideas.
623
00:41:28,869 --> 00:41:30,453
Now I'm supposed to take responsibility,
624
00:41:30,537 --> 00:41:32,580
for some shit that's
gonna get me in trouble?
625
00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,917
Fuck that, man.
626
00:41:37,794 --> 00:41:40,339
Humanitas Award. What's that?
627
00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:42,549
Humanitas. From the Paulist brothers,
628
00:41:42,716 --> 00:41:45,385
for writing themes
of socially redeeming…
629
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:50,682
Look out the window. You see a
fucking Hollywood sign out there?
630
00:41:51,016 --> 00:41:52,809
Maybe you talk to your agent like that,
631
00:41:52,893 --> 00:41:55,395
but don't ever get
fucking snippy on me again.
632
00:42:07,616 --> 00:42:10,243
The fucking scary thing was
I didn't know what happened
633
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:11,877
till after the shot was fired.
634
00:42:12,037 --> 00:42:14,081
It was fucking weird.
635
00:42:15,207 --> 00:42:18,043
-Tony, hey. Gentlemen.
-Hey, how are you?
636
00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:19,962
T.J. Hooker.
637
00:42:20,504 --> 00:42:25,050
J.T., actually, but…
I'm looking for Chris.
638
00:42:25,217 --> 00:42:26,718
I'm supposed to meet him.
639
00:42:26,885 --> 00:42:28,845
What, here?
640
00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:34,393
The thing is, he left me a
message, but this fucking Verizon is…
641
00:42:34,559 --> 00:42:36,770
-Mind if I wait?
-Yeah, sit down.
642
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,565
-Diet Coke, please.
-You got it.
643
00:42:43,443 --> 00:42:47,864
-So, what did you think of Cleaver?
-Oh, it's good. You know…
644
00:42:48,031 --> 00:42:49,408
Congratulations.
645
00:42:49,574 --> 00:42:52,244
I hope we're gonna see some money soon.
646
00:42:52,953 --> 00:42:54,746
Yeah.
647
00:42:57,749 --> 00:43:00,835
As a writer, you can never tell, you
know? You come up with an idea
648
00:43:00,919 --> 00:43:04,589
you don't know how the audience will
respond. Just because I like something
649
00:43:04,673 --> 00:43:06,674
I think of, doesn't
mean anyone else will.
650
00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:08,358
Well, that's the challenge, huh?
651
00:43:08,468 --> 00:43:12,889
It is challenging sometimes,
inventing characters, how they interact.
652
00:43:13,056 --> 00:43:16,768
The boss, Sally Boy, for
example, his whole persona
653
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,022
I stole that from Broderick
Crawford in Born Yesterday.
654
00:43:21,106 --> 00:43:22,607
What's that?
655
00:43:23,442 --> 00:43:25,986
Garson Kanin, 1950. It's terrific.
656
00:43:26,153 --> 00:43:28,821
William Holden falls in love
with Crawford's girlfriend
657
00:43:28,905 --> 00:43:30,073
played by Judy Holliday.
658
00:43:30,157 --> 00:43:33,035
-The black girl, the singer.
-No, that's Billie Holiday.
659
00:43:33,201 --> 00:43:36,663
Although Judy's character in
the movie is named Billie too,
660
00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:38,530
so I can see why you're confused.
661
00:43:38,665 --> 00:43:41,543
I never seen it. Why would I be confused?
662
00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:47,466
Anyway, the Sally Boy
character is based on Crawford.
663
00:43:47,632 --> 00:43:49,509
Sort of a big, burly guy.
664
00:43:49,676 --> 00:43:53,305
The love triangle, the cuckolding of
Michael, sleeping with the fiancée
665
00:43:53,472 --> 00:43:57,893
very similar to the
Holden-Holliday dynamic.
666
00:44:00,187 --> 00:44:01,980
So the whole thing was your idea.
667
00:44:02,939 --> 00:44:04,858
With apologies to Garson Kanin.
668
00:44:07,235 --> 00:44:09,321
-What happened to your head?
-What?
669
00:44:12,616 --> 00:44:14,493
Cabinet.
670
00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:25,003
If I see Chrissy, I'll tell him
you were looking for him.
671
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,934
Now listen to me, you
two heels. I mean business.
672
00:44:40,018 --> 00:44:43,021
I got too much at stake here. You
got something that belongs to me.
673
00:44:43,105 --> 00:44:46,607
If you wanna get out of here alive, give
it back. Now, I'm no blowhard. Tell him.
674
00:44:46,691 --> 00:44:50,195
He's no blowhard. He's
had people killed before.
675
00:44:50,362 --> 00:44:52,280
Was about six years ago, there was this…
676
00:44:52,364 --> 00:44:55,534
Shut up! You ain't gonna be
telling nobody nothing pretty soon.
677
00:44:58,370 --> 00:45:01,039
This is the image of me
he leaves to the world.
678
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,213
I remember when he was born,
I would hold him in my arms.
679
00:45:11,174 --> 00:45:13,426
An adorable kid too.
680
00:45:13,593 --> 00:45:14,970
Big eyes.
681
00:45:15,554 --> 00:45:19,099
You always talk about
him more like a son.
682
00:45:19,266 --> 00:45:23,103
Well, in some ways he was,
especially after his dad died.
683
00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:26,064
He was little. I used to give him rides.
684
00:45:26,231 --> 00:45:29,359
I'd put him in the basket
of the butcher bike,
685
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,611
and pedal him around
686
00:45:31,778 --> 00:45:34,489
back when Satriale's made deliveries.
687
00:45:34,781 --> 00:45:37,701
I reminded him of that recently.
688
00:45:38,994 --> 00:45:41,079
-He didn't remember.
-But you do.
689
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,082
We had fun.
690
00:45:46,502 --> 00:45:49,046
All those memories, and for what?
691
00:45:49,630 --> 00:45:51,799
All I am to him is some asshole bully.
692
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:00,099
You're hurt.
693
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,358
His dad, Dickie
694
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:12,195
was like my me to him.
695
00:46:12,612 --> 00:46:16,574
-A mentor.
-Yeah, but more than that
696
00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:18,576
a friend
697
00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,620
a fucking guy you could look up to.
698
00:46:20,786 --> 00:46:24,582
And the hope is, that
you pass that shit down
699
00:46:25,374 --> 00:46:28,711
the respect and the love.
700
00:46:32,506 --> 00:46:36,344
And all I did for this fucking kid,
and he fucking hates me so much.
701
00:46:36,510 --> 00:46:39,180
I'm sure on some level he loves you too.
702
00:46:40,514 --> 00:46:44,018
Yeah? Take that home. Judge for yourself.
703
00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:46,436
Last five minutes should
answer that question.
704
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,147
I'm not going to do that.
705
00:46:48,314 --> 00:46:51,108
-Not a horror fan?
-It's what you think that matters.
706
00:46:53,402 --> 00:46:57,073
I think he fucking despises
me. It's pretty obvious.
707
00:46:57,323 --> 00:46:58,741
Wants to see me dead.
708
00:47:05,414 --> 00:47:08,167
Without invalidating your feelings
709
00:47:08,334 --> 00:47:11,087
is it possible that on some level
710
00:47:11,254 --> 00:47:13,214
you're reading into all this?
711
00:47:19,428 --> 00:47:22,265
I've been coming here for years.
712
00:47:22,723 --> 00:47:26,060
I know too much about
the subconscious now.
713
00:47:38,781 --> 00:47:40,366
Look, sweetie
714
00:47:40,533 --> 00:47:43,536
they're nice and
clean like you like them.
715
00:47:43,703 --> 00:47:45,371
Mommy, he can't really hear you.
716
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,499
They're right here by the bed.
717
00:47:55,881 --> 00:47:58,551
-My…
-What, baby? Your what?
718
00:47:58,718 --> 00:48:00,553
You want more morphine, Daddy?
719
00:48:04,890 --> 00:48:08,144
-Mother.
-Grandma? What, Daddy?
720
00:48:08,311 --> 00:48:09,645
Is he hallucinating?
721
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:12,481
-She's here.
-I don't know. He could be.
722
00:48:12,648 --> 00:48:15,067
Sometimes they see people who've passed.
723
00:48:15,234 --> 00:48:17,611
John, look at me, baby.
724
00:48:22,450 --> 00:48:23,951
John.
725
00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:36,005
You want a cigarette, baby? John.
726
00:48:47,183 --> 00:48:50,186
You can't do that when
you're on my fucking team?
727
00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:52,938
Hey, Ton, Anthony Inf ante to see you.
728
00:48:53,105 --> 00:48:55,274
Send him in.
729
00:48:55,441 --> 00:48:58,444
There he is. X-ray specs.
730
00:48:58,611 --> 00:49:01,364
-How's John?
-That's why I'm here, Tony.
731
00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:03,280
John passed away late this morning.
732
00:49:04,825 --> 00:49:07,953
-Oh, fuck, you're kidding me.
-Shit.
733
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,122
I only wish.
734
00:49:15,878 --> 00:49:19,548
He was a great guy,
John. Sorry for your loss.
735
00:49:19,715 --> 00:49:23,177
Thanks. Honestly,
though, it was for the best.
736
00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,228
What are you gonna do?
737
00:49:32,395 --> 00:49:34,980
I beat cancer, but it took him out.
738
00:49:35,147 --> 00:49:37,983
Ride the painted pony,
let the spinning wheel glide.
739
00:49:41,028 --> 00:49:43,739
John Sacrimoni, a buon'anima.
740
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,991
A buon'anima, Johnny Sack.
741
00:49:56,335 --> 00:49:59,185
We're here to celebrate what
would have been my brother's
742
00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:02,632
-your uncle's, 47th birthday.
-Blow it out for him.
743
00:50:02,716 --> 00:50:03,592
[BLOWING]
744
00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:06,470
[CHEERING]
745
00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:10,433
Right here at this bar, this seat
746
00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:13,199
was Uncle Billy's favorite
place in the whole world.
747
00:50:13,352 --> 00:50:16,564
-More than Shea Stadium?
-More than Shea Stadium.
748
00:50:16,730 --> 00:50:19,608
He'd sit with his friends and
tell stories about his family
749
00:50:19,692 --> 00:50:23,195
who he loved more than
anything and was so very proud of.
750
00:50:28,451 --> 00:50:31,537
From now on, his
ashes will be right here,
751
00:50:32,288 --> 00:50:34,790
so when his friends come
to visit, he can see them.
752
00:50:34,874 --> 00:50:37,251
-Can he see us now?
-Yeah.
753
00:50:37,877 --> 00:50:40,713
-Who knows who is Leonardo da Vinci?
-I do.
754
00:50:41,046 --> 00:50:43,382
-Matty.
-Yeah, he wrote The Da Vinci Code.
755
00:50:43,549 --> 00:50:44,967
-No.
-Another man wrote that,
756
00:50:45,134 --> 00:50:47,303
but it's a hideous, sacrilegious book.
757
00:50:49,138 --> 00:50:52,099
-Annabella.
-He was a painter of the Mona Lisa.
758
00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:55,769
Very good. He was not only a
painter, he did medical drawings,
759
00:50:55,936 --> 00:50:57,980
and he designed a tank for the Army.
760
00:50:58,939 --> 00:51:02,902
Leonardo was a great Italian, and
that was our name originally, Leonardo.
761
00:51:03,068 --> 00:51:06,323
But many years ago, when my
grandpa came over from Sicily
762
00:51:06,490 --> 00:51:09,409
they changed it at
Ellis Island to Leotardo.
763
00:51:09,576 --> 00:51:11,077
What did they do that for?
764
00:51:11,244 --> 00:51:14,331
Because they're stupid,
that's why, and jealous.
765
00:51:14,498 --> 00:51:17,292
They disrespected a
proud Italian heritage,
766
00:51:17,459 --> 00:51:21,129
and named us after a ballet costume.
767
00:51:21,588 --> 00:51:23,757
-Marissa.
-That's for modern.
768
00:51:23,924 --> 00:51:27,427
-In ballet, you wear tutus.
-It doesn't make a difference.
769
00:51:29,429 --> 00:51:33,308
-That's right, it doesn't.
-Can we have cake now?
770
00:52:03,922 --> 00:52:07,759
How you doing, Phil? You okay?
771
00:52:08,969 --> 00:52:12,931
Forty-seven. He was a fucking kid.
772
00:52:13,473 --> 00:52:16,226
Me, I'm an old man.
773
00:52:19,604 --> 00:52:22,649
I'd like to do it over.
Boy, let me tell you.
774
00:52:23,650 --> 00:52:25,652
I fucking compromised everything.
775
00:52:25,819 --> 00:52:27,821
No, what are you talking about?
776
00:52:27,988 --> 00:52:31,324
Twenty years inside, not a fucking peep.
777
00:52:31,491 --> 00:52:32,784
For what?
778
00:52:32,951 --> 00:52:37,163
To protect the likes of Rusty
fucking Millio, Doc Santoro?
779
00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:40,834
You were a man, Phil.
That's saying a lot nowadays.
780
00:52:48,883 --> 00:52:53,054
That cocksucking piece of
shit, Tony Soprano's cousin…
781
00:52:53,346 --> 00:52:55,849
I can't even say his name.
782
00:52:57,017 --> 00:52:59,894
…murdered Billie. And
what did I do about it?
783
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,858
My weakness.
784
00:53:05,358 --> 00:53:08,236
Sometimes I think it's in my DNA.
785
00:53:08,403 --> 00:53:11,781
My family took shit from the
medigans the minute we got off the boat.
786
00:53:11,865 --> 00:53:14,065
Come on. What the fuck
are you talking about?
787
00:53:14,701 --> 00:53:16,703
Leotardo.
788
00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:18,580
That's my fucking legacy.
789
00:53:26,004 --> 00:53:28,048
No more, Butchie.
790
00:53:28,632 --> 00:53:30,842
No more of this.
791
00:53:31,009 --> 00:53:33,261
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